im slowly unlearning how to english
(Source: early-lavender, via thefunniestpost)
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
(Source: iseeavoice, via gummywormsofshame)
