gravityhurts-sosweet:

this will never be not funny.


vanillathena:

I got your backs, guys.

1. Oreo Cookie Waffles

2. (I couldn’t track down the actual recipe for the second picture, so I’m just going to assume it’s Chocolate Coffee.)

3. Again, I couldn’t track this one down, but I think it’s an ice cream cake. Here’s ten different recipes for ice cream cakes in exchange for not finding that particular one.

4. The person who originally posted this image didn’t put a source either, so I’m just going to give you a recipe for a cake that looks even better. Hell, I’ll throw in another just to make it even.

5. Double Chocolate Cookie Bars. 

6. This cake is supposedly from a restaurant or high-end bakery, but I wasn’t able to find the source or recipe for it. Sorry!

7. I know what these are! York Peppermint Patty Brownies!

8. yeah i’m pretty sure this is just a disassembled oreo smore thing it’s sort of self-explanatory

9. *shifty eyes* I couldn’t find this one either but here make this instead

10. My only guess for these is homemade ding dongs.

Salud, motherfuckers.

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(Source: love-is-dope)

bitches.

I would just like to point out that on a list of symptoms for being depressed, being 1) white and 2) a male were on there.


jankirushutaindesu:

shatterstag:

dragondicks:

bogleech:

mister-smalls:

iwilleatyourenglish:

moscamalarky:

newvagabond:

cultofthepigeon:

thelongdarktea-timeofthesoul:

slutintheory:

The amount of unmitigated ignorance, straight up woman hate, and sexual fear mongering being passed off as sex advice in this article… dudes, be better than this!

I won’t link to the original article but here’s an excerpt from the site’s “About” section:

"EveryJoe is the ultimate boys club. From tech tips and gaming tricks, to the latest sports news and entertainment buzz, EveryJoe delivers non-stop action to men on the go. Featuring valued perspectives from bloggers and an active community, the pages of EveryJoe are your destination for knowledge, entertainment and news. EveryJoe is for men who don’t have time to surf the endless reaches of the web. You know what you like to read regularly but you like having tastes of other areas readily available at the click of a button. You work hard and you play hard, and EveryJoe helps you do that. “No Girls Allowed” may not apply, but this boys club is focused on a community of shared interests around Sports, Technology and Lifestyles.”

Wait so you’re saying that men shouldn’t perform oral sex on women because they’ll get a disease, but women should still perform fellatio for men????? We’re running literally the same risks???? But we should still do it so men should feel “dominant” 

I mean if you’re gonna try to do sexual fear……

DOn’T GIVE WOMEN ORAL OR THEY’LL REALIZE HOW MUCH BETTER IT IS THAN YOU BLINDLY SLAMMING YOUR PATHETIC DICK INTO THEM AND THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY ENJOY THEMSELVES HOLY SHIT

Number 6 fucking killed me. 

"Even if you’re a master swordsman, your penis can’t compete with your tongue in terms of creating clitoral stimulation. Why? The amount of stimulation cunnilingus provides is unnatural. Think about it: if the clitoris was meant to receive that much direct stimulation, Mother Nature would have placed it within the vaginal walls instead of on the periphery."

It’s unnatural because it takes work other than repeatedly dicking someone at the wrong angle! IT’S UNNATURAL. 

If your manhood is that fucking threatened by sucking on clits, then you are weak. Weak.

personally i think 7 is better.

"If a woman falls in love with your tongue, it’s only a matter of time before she falls out of love with you. Thus, it’s better to find a female who loves you for a sustainable reason…such as your penis’

BECAUSE IT’S NOT LIKE WOMEN ARE CAPABLE OF FEELING GENUINE LOVE. WE ARE ONLY LUST-FILLED HARPIES.

ALSO PENISES ARE OFTEN HELLA DISAPPOINTING. IF THAT WERE THE ONLY SUSTAINABLE REASON FOR A RELATIONSHIP I’D HAVE SAID BYE BEFORE I EVEN SAID HELLO

literally the most hilarious thing I’ve read all week

these dudes are so fucking scared of essentially nothing

"Dominance in the relationship will be lost"

"Its a gateway drug to lesbianism"

Even if this site were satire it would be an offensively shitty attempt, but it isn’t. It’s for real.

And I WILL link to the article, because writers this offensively poor both deserve and need feedback:

http://www.everyjoe.com/2013/07/23/health/men-should-never-perform-cunnilingus/

And here’s the site’s shitty facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/everyjoedotcom

allowing a woman to have fun is a gateway drug to lesbianism

pretty sure this entire article just exists to make men feel better about their terrible sex life and inability to please their partner LOOOL

'if im TOO GOOD in the bedroom and give my girl oral SHELL ONLY LOVE ME FOR THAT OR EVEN WORSE BECOME A DRUG ADDICT LESBIAN better poke it in and out some more and make her fall asleep thatll teach her for being a slut’

god forbid you let that woman feel pleasure
god forbid


batman-nolanverse:

westbor0baptistchurch:

Did Harlequin just invite us to eat her pussy?

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